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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Pocket Tazer

March 16, 2010

(NOTE: This has apparently been floating around on the Internet for a while…and I love a good laugh. Someone emailed this to my wife, who shared it with me…and I can’t breath. Enjoy!) A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s […]

The Lexiphanic Version of The Night Before Christmas

December 28, 2009

(I found this in my email box…it’s a bit after the holidays…but still worth the read…) ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ as written by a technical writer for a firm that does Gov’t contracting… ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity […]

The Real Man-Made God!

September 21, 2009

I had a really interesting…and frightening…thought today.  But, have you ever considered how government is becoming like a god? Let’s think about this for a minute.  When things went wrong, people used to cry out to their deity of choice for relief.  Who do we cry out to now?  The government!  Most religions have some […]

1/6 Morning Report

January 6, 2008

I’ve been hit by the flu, so I thought I would do something light today. My 12 year old sent this to me the other day. In this time of political bruhaha, I thought this was appropriate to share. Meet Gollum…I mean, Hillary…I mean…well, you decide.

If Dogs Sent Letters To God…

November 22, 2007

(…something fun for Thanksgiving…remember to say thanks for those who are standing in harm’s way for their loved ones and their country somewhere on the earth…but especially our own soldiers…Happy Thanksgiving everyone…) IF DOGS SENT LETTERS TO GOD… Dear God: Why do humans smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When […]

Media Spin Defined….

November 20, 2007

OK…First of all, I know this is not true. Visit snopes.com if you want the details. So, second, this is not aimed at passing on muck about Sir…I mean, Madaam… Hillary. She does just fine at generating this stuff on her own. I am posting this because…well…if this isn’t the perfect description of how politicians […]

Two Test Tickles

August 18, 2007

(…it’s the weekend…so i’m sharing another one from my email box…enjoy…) There is a factory in Northern Minnesota that makes the “Tickle Me Elmo” toys The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena, a slow but very dependable lady is hired at the “Tickle Me Elmo” factory and she reports for […]

Dog Food Diet

July 24, 2007

(…I hadn’t planned on posting today…but this came to my email box and was just too good not to share…) I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I […]

The Pastor’s Ass

May 12, 2007

The rural pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and It won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor […]

A New Virus

May 8, 2007

There is a new virus circulating. It is called “WORK.” If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight […]